It’s IPL season on Twitter and elsewhere, but especially on Twitter. If, like some of us, you have to quickly abandon the heated IPL-related discussions due to an emergency phone call several times during the last month, as we have covered you. Full Disclosure: The only kind of cricket that matters to some of us is error, and even in our best days most of us don’t. that in insects. If I really wanted to see adult men looking for each other’s blood (because women’s cricket is obviously not the “truth”), I’d rather hear the news than hear IPL fans play a game. “It’s not just a game, it’s an emotion, it’s a way of leading the country,” we understand. If you’re not particularly impressed by this specific thrill, here’s your mini-guide to surviving the Internet during IPL season. Utility is not promised.
Skip the sports section on Twitter
It’s obvious. Watch out for “Trending Under Cricket” themes and nothing IPL ever happens to your timeline. If you don’t like IPL, you probably won’t be looking for it anyway. But if you prefer to go one step further and pretend that no one else cares, avoid the “Sports” category on Twitter as if it were the plague. Everyone knows that what you can’t see can’t hurt you. We’re like rabbits hiding in holes that way.
One word. Rally. Two words? Anyway, Ralia
You were all busy with Ranbir Alia’s wedding and waiting @DUALIPA and I got married.
I love you. pic.twitter.com/DUxgfDNAA1
– huhvaibhav (@niggavaibhav) April 18, 2022
Currently, most of the internet is content of the wedding of Ranbir Kapoor and Alia Bhatt. In fact, it may be the only trend that can dominate IPL things right now. Make the most of it before moving on to the next Bollywood wedding. By the way, if you’ve been looking forward to Ranbir and Alia’s marital crises and wondering, “When’s my turn?” the answer is never. Unless you have a lot of generational wealth, in this case you can go buy an IPL computer or something instead of reading this article.
Focus on lemon prices
Lemon, Gold and LPG Gasoline: – pic.twitter.com/ESHu3kYQmB
– Pintukumar (@ KumarPintu1217) April 7, 2022
In case you haven’t caught up on the news, lemon prices are skyrocketing. In places like Gujarat and Jaipur, prices can reach 200-400 rupees per kilo of lemons, according to reports. This means that if life gives you lemons, you can no longer make lemonade. Why would you care about Cricket in this situation?
As it was. Coachella Weekend 1. https://t.co/YeIhvEN2dU pic.twitter.com/S40uOq5cgP
—HSHQ (@HSHQ) April 21, 2022
Replace one exaggerated Cringefest with another. It’s Coachella season and this time the show features great artists like Harry Styles and Billie Eilish. Everything is streamed live on YouTube and you can watch it without having to travel to California. You can also safely disassemble clothes that other people have carefully made without having to worry about matching them.
Go to the dark side
CRIDA CRI #BTS_PTD_ON_STAGE_LAS_VEGAS #PTD_ON_STAGE_LV #BTS_THE_CITY_LasVegas pic.twitter.com/Stc4Dau0mZ
– alex⁷ (@gcfsdior) April 9, 2022
Yes, we are talking about Stan Twitter. Right now, most actors and musicians have their own niches, especially if those musicians have been in a boy band before. ARMY Twitter is always in love (unless you don’t like BTS, and why don’t you like it?), Always excited and everyone is always “CRYING CRYING VOMITING”. Also, the whole of Harry Styles’ next album, “Harry’s House,” has been leaked and his merry fans are looking decidedly the other way. hold on.
Live indirectly through Instagram Reels
Twitter is for when you want to make prey and share your misery; Instagram is for when you want to convince everyone that misery doesn’t exist. Make yourself reels by singing, dancing, joking, dressing up, putting on makeup, and if not, synchronizing your lips with songs. Now we have it all, especially if the artistic merit turns out to be mediocre and appropriate to a particular caste, class, and social ethic.
We know what you’re thinking. These are only palliative measures rather than solutions to the IPL problem. If you’re a millennial or Generation Z reading this, you’ll probably have to accept the fact that the world has changed forever, and the best way to survive can be a distraction. This is where social media comes in.
In addition, there is a word about violence in Delhi’s Jahangirpuri, a full-blown war between Ukraine and Russia, and a rapidly approaching cataclysmic climate crisis, but we are not talking about that.
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